Did you happen to see this part of that paper? I believe it was on page 4.
WISE SAYINGS OF GREAT MEN.
*When the congregation is half asleep, should the minister flatter himself that he has preached an exhaustive sermon? Rev. Thomas Davis.
* Almost any man can invent something, but it requires a genius to make money out of it. Otorge F. Cahill.
* Airing our grievaaces doesn't always make them smell any sweeter. "Bugs" Raymond.
*It may be all right for some people to laugh and grow fat, but with other people it is no laughing matter. W. J. Shettsline.
*If it wasn't for imagination lots of the doctors would starve to death. William
Scanlon.
*Even when you unchain the dogs of war you will generally discover that their bark is worse than their bite. George Tebeau.
*The man who borrows trouble never gets out of debt. John J. McGraw.
*There is only one thing that travels faster than bad news, and that is the reputation of being an easy mark. William Klem.
*Nobody loves a fat man, especially if he happens to be a baseball umpire. William Smith.
*A free fight is often pretty expensive, if you happen to be in it. Tyrus Cobb.
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