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Posted By: Steve

Peter beat me to it. Tex, just a wee bit outta context here.

Try these;
It’s hotter than a snake booty in a wagon rut in Odessa. Or, It’s hotter than an armadillos' hide at a West Texas picnic on the Fourth of Joooly.

Appreciate the rest of your report though. Wrigley is on my bucket list and Chitown is a fun city, but be safe. Steve F