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MyBuddy1917:
Heimie Zimm, Heimie Zimm,
Chasing Collins home,
I'm a faster man than you are, Heimie Zimm.
-- Ring Lardner, I believe (who, also, supossedly, can up with Zimmerman saying "Who was I to throw to, Klem?" and umpire Klem replying, "I was afraid he would.")