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Posted By: john/z28jd

This year Julie,try not to get any birthday cake on your cards,we all remember what happened last year....icing all over the front of your OJ Radbourne,while youre trying to clean that off,a Cobb and Anson card started fighting knocking a Wee Willie Keeler card into a lit candle and singeing a corner,you started crying and mistaking used a b18 blanket to dry your eyes.Oh it was horrible

This year leave the cards in their plastic holders,keep them at least 2 feet away from the cake,and these cards are old,remember that,too much cake could kill them.Oh and dont sing Happy Birthday to them like last year because when cards cringe they get wrinkles on them.I heard the audio tape from last year,you could even hear Dummy Hoy asking her to stop when she dragged out that last Youuuuuuu!!

If you follow these simple rules your cards will all have happy birthdays