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Posted By: warshawlaw

my wife, Morgan Fairchild, whom I've seen naked. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Saw a video of a friend's kids' holiday pageant yesterday. Parents didn't appreciate my asking where the Kwaanza and Ramadan skits were.

Happy pagan rituals to one and all.

BTW, who's got France in the Al Qaeda holiday bombing dead pool for New Years?

You've been a great audience, enjoy Black Sabbath.