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runscott...for instance, yesterday a Mockingbird flew in my door and **** all over my computer desk. A rare chance for revenge, as this very bird had been heckling me every morning for months...and since I now live in Georgia, I could have smashed the little pecker with no legal consequences (you can't kill Mockingbirds in Texas, but I'm a Texan in Gawgia).
My dog had been trying to catch a bird all of her life, so you can imagine her excitement. Any guesses as to the outcome?