Me>> "Hi is this Paul Puckpicker?"
Paul>> "Picksucker"
Me>> "Oh sorry Paul, my bad. Hey I heard you stole a few cards from a fellow board member, any comment?"
Paul>> "Listen, I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck is frequently ambushed by a band of backwoods, package-hating, survivalists. Maybe that's what happened to these items. Plus, I don't trust the seller. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super bowl sex romp."
Me>> "Yeah, uh, interesting... So Paul, we all know what you did. Just give back what you took and all is forgiven."
Paul>> "I have an eye patch, I'm a pirate, sailors and sellers beware!"
Transcript of an actual conversation...
...Kidding of course
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Thanks for your thoughts, Joe.
Love the late 1800’s Boston Beaneaters and the early Boston Red Sox (1903-1918)!
Also collecting any and all basketball memorabilia.
Last edited by Dead-Ball-Hitter; 10-08-2022 at 01:45 PM.
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