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Originally Posted by MVSNYC
Chuck Norris (Luke Lyon) Jokes
Luke Lyon doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Luke Lyon.
If you spell Luke Lyon in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Luke Lyon breathes air … five times a day.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Luke Lyon roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Luke said, “Say Please.”
Luke Lyon has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
The dinosaurs looked at Luke Lyon the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
Luke Lyon’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
(Yeah, Luke is Aces).
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I still think the most brilliant Chuck Norris joke along these lines is that he could slam a revolving door.
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