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Originally Posted by Casey2296
Just to be clear, what is the going rate for snot from a retired Obgyn living in Palm Springs?
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I’ve done some deliveries but I’m not an ObGyn.
I do not live in Palm Springs but I’ve been there.
I am retired though and I am living.
That said I would say $7.00/shot.
That price was determined by a snowman algorithm regressed to the mean and differentiated to account for viscosity variations, before multiplying by pi and dividing by the lowest common denominator of 2562 and 7833.
I can also reassure you that a Koufax curve ball does not drop faster than a sine wave.
Oh and I do have an Ivy League degree in Mathematics. There was no one in our program who knew Snowman.