[Cozumeleno]

I had this gem, recently. To be fair, it did come from Germany, but this route is incomprehensible:

June 25 - Arrived Kearny, NJ
June 26 - Arrived Jamaica, NY
June 28 - Arrived Portland, OR
June 28 - Departed Portland, OR
June 29 - Sort Facility in Portland, OR
June 29 - Departed Portland, OR
July 1 - Arrived Sort Facility San Francisco, CA
July 1 - Departed Sort Facility San Francisco, CA
July 1 (10 hours later) - Processed through Sort Facility San Francisco, CA
July 2 - Departed San Francisco, CA
July 3 - Arrived Sacramento, CA
July 3 - Departed Sacramento, CA
July 6 - Arrived Warrendale, PA
July 6 - Departed Warrendale, PA
July 7 - Arrived Pittsburgh, PA

The postal carrier did not attempt to deliver the package (my wife was home all day) and left a notice saying failed delivery attempt...resulting in me not getting the package until July 10.

Grrr...