"Come in off the ledge! Think of your children and all the lifetime guarantees you issued!"
I believe Franz Kafka wrote a story about an auctioneer who was existentially haunted and tormented by all the bidders who who owned his life. Luckily for him he woke one morning to find he had turned into cockroach and insects aren't legally liable for contracts.
Last edited by drcy; 08-12-2013 at 05:13 PM.
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