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Originally Posted by calvindog
Um when I discussed you for 6 minutes on air he professed no knowledge of who you were.
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Must have been a scintillating 6 minutes:
Jeff: "Now I want to talk about this guy on this website I frequent--
Curtis: "Sounds fascinating. Go on..."
Jeff: "Well, every time I act like an asshole he has the nerve to call me on it. I mean, why doesn't he just realize I'm the king of all media?
Curtis: "I know. And you get to talk with me on AM 970 every day for two hours. You're huge!"
Jeff: "I know. And I'll call him girl, and Sally, and $32... but he just keeps on writing about what a terrible person I am."
Curtis: "That's crazy. Wait.... does he know how important you are?"
Jeff: "I think so. He's seen my website, and it says that I'm brilliant."
Curtis: "You are. You are. So, what kinds of stuff does he say?"
Jeff: "He says that I'm an arrogant fame whore. Do you believe that?"
Curtis: "Jeff, in his defense -- I mean... you are."
Jeff: "But he says it in a sort of mean way. Like he doesn't really like me."
Curtis: "That's strange. I thought everyone liked you."
Jeff: "Me too."
Curtis: "But I guess this guy doesn't."
Jeff: "Guess not."
Curtis: "So what else you want to talk about?"
Jeff: "I don't know. I saw this fuzzy thing in the corner of my bedroom this morning."
Curtis: "Was it dust?"
Jeff: "Yes, Curtis, I believe it was."
Curtis: "We have a great radio show together. I hope it never ends."
Jeff: "Me neither. Let's hug -- but like real men."
[They Hug. Show ends for the day, but there'll be more fun tomorrow!]