Recently a serial arsonist was caught in my home town. How did the police catch him? Amazingly he was at the scenes of all five, suspected arsons. Really? An honest citizen who arrives at remote fires quicker than the fire department.

The suspect even called 911 once to report a fire he had intentionally set. My question to this person and Peter Nash would be: When you light them, how do you yell fire fire, fire?!