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Aquarian Sports Cards 02-22-2017 12:28 PM

Worst player name ever for a baseball card
 
I nominate George Stainback.

http://www.ebssportscards.com/images...inback0715.jpg

edjs 02-22-2017 01:08 PM

I don't have an image, but it would have to be the E99 Krapp for me.

Exhibitman 02-22-2017 01:12 PM

http://cdn2.modernman.com/wp-content...eball_card.jpg
http://hypervocal.com/wp-content/upl...04/img0471.jpg

drcy 02-22-2017 01:15 PM

People are often shocked to hear the nicknames given out in the old days: Dummy for the deaf, Rube for country folk, Nig, Chief for Indians, etc.

scooter729 02-22-2017 01:25 PM

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My favorite....

sterlingfox 02-22-2017 01:29 PM

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drcy 02-22-2017 01:29 PM

Of course, nothing beats NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. He having to be aware of it, I figure Dick either had a Budweiser sense of humor or was a tough guy waiting for someone to dare joke about it to his face.

bbcard1 02-22-2017 01:30 PM

sorry not vintage...

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/C8YAAO...UgQ/s-l300.jpg

sycks22 02-22-2017 02:08 PM

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Think about it

baseballfan 02-22-2017 02:12 PM

Dick Such

I just cant get a pic to load up

Section103 02-22-2017 02:19 PM

Harry Marble, from the Zeenuts collection always makes me snicker.

clydepepper 02-22-2017 02:21 PM

Jack Glasscock

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Orioles1954 02-22-2017 02:21 PM

Did Ugly Dickshot ever have a card?

39special 02-22-2017 02:47 PM

How about Stubby Clapp

Aquarian Sports Cards 02-22-2017 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbcard1 (Post 1634206)

At least you got the gist of the thread.

edjs 02-22-2017 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aquarian Sports Cards (Post 1634242)
At least you got the gist of the thread.

Hey, I thought Krapp worked for the gist of the thread, too!

philliesphan 02-22-2017 03:11 PM

First name Mike, last name Hunt:

http://photos.imageevent.com/ltsgall...34MikeHunt.jpg

brianp-beme 02-22-2017 03:13 PM

If Rip Torn had been a baseball player and had a card, I imagine it would never grade Gem Mint.

Brian

slinger23 02-22-2017 03:38 PM

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...szjk1hxho.jpeg

Andy

Yoda 02-22-2017 03:41 PM

Imagine going through life with the handle, Ten Million. Must have had a lot of fights in the schoolyard growing up.

h2oya311 02-22-2017 03:44 PM

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not mine...but in the spirit of the thread, any card that had these would be a card I would not want to own!!

Aquarian Sports Cards 02-22-2017 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by h2oya311 (Post 1634266)
not mine...but in the spirit of the thread, any card that had these would be a card I would not want to own!!

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Joshchisox08 02-22-2017 05:18 PM

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Rusty Kuntz has to be the winner. But I always found this to be an odd name especially when categorizing by last name.

mybuddyinc 02-22-2017 06:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 39special (Post 1634232)
How about Stubby Clapp

:p

The "only" autograph I own:

Attachment 262996

From the ill-fated, one season long 1998 Maryland Fall Baseball League ....

Fun, Scott :rolleyes:

irv 02-22-2017 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Exhibitman (Post 1634200)

:D That is funny!

JollyElm 02-22-2017 07:54 PM

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Aquarian Sports Cards 02-22-2017 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JollyElm (Post 1634363)

lol

clydepepper 02-22-2017 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JollyElm (Post 1634363)

That, of course, is Mike de la Hoz (the translation of which may qualify for this thread)

kmac32 02-22-2017 08:47 PM

How about Dick Pole the former pitching coach og the Cubs.

orly57 02-22-2017 08:57 PM

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Would hate to have a Bucky Dent on one of my cards.

orly57 02-22-2017 09:08 PM

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Or a Mark, even if it is Small.

bbcard1 02-23-2017 06:17 AM

Would be worse.

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/.../90-129TFr.jpg

bbcard1 02-23-2017 06:18 AM

Will not numerically grade.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...72e9585be0.jpg

jp1216 02-23-2017 06:34 AM

Dick Sharon & Woody Held

http://billripken.com/adult/big/sharon.jpg
http://billripken.com/adult/big/woody.jpg

irishdenny 02-23-2017 07:05 AM

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"Woody Held" is Just a Classic Crown of a Name!

These may not be from the most Popular...
But they're Real!!!

irishdenny 02-23-2017 08:01 AM

Mike "Hunt"
 
Ohh Yeah!

"True Story..."

While I was Station'd in San Diego,
I Had a Good Friend with this Illuminating Name!

Upon His Transfer from the Submarine Tender USS McKee...
I Had a Female Shipmate Standin Watch wit me early am!
And Get THiS... Her Last Name was Seaman
& So She Went By "Seaman Seaman" ...
At About 0700 I Had Her Announce Petty Officer "Mike Hunt Departing"
(She was Completely Oblivious to what she was doing!)
And Of Course that morning at Chow
She held a Standing Ovation on the Mess Decks fir a Good Long time!
The Laughter Continued All THaT DaY!
Once She was Told of Her Mornings Entertaining 1MC Announcement
(The 1MC is the Ship~wide Communication System So the Entire Crew of about 1200 was Made Aware of it's Contents!!!)
"Seaman Seaman's" Peachy Pale White Minnesota Beauty
Was Covered like a Strawberry fir Good Long While!!!

Needless ta Say I Paid a Small Price
Fir GiViN Her the Order to Make Such an Announcement...
Well Worth the Beginning of the Day After Duty
& a NiCe Send Off to a Good Ole' Shipmate InDeeD ;)

frankbmd 02-23-2017 08:40 AM

Boob Fowler was too risqué for a real card.

brianp-beme 02-23-2017 11:08 AM

A repulsive Polish Rip
 
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A repulsive Polish Rip...what more could you ask for in a card?

Brian

pclpads 02-23-2017 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by philliesphan (Post 1634246)

It's an old gag, but I've heard of wise guys going up to a clueless female PA announcer at the airport or restaurant asking her to page a friend: "Looking for Mike Hunt. Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

Bill77 02-23-2017 12:39 PM

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Pretty much anyone with the name Dick.

Bill77 02-23-2017 12:41 PM

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Couldn't resist.

h2oya311 02-23-2017 01:13 PM

^^ that is an awesome photograph!

gracecollector 02-23-2017 01:16 PM

Wow, the intent of this thread flew over the heads of most.

Rips are always bad
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/tggAAO...~mO/s-l800.jpg

I've had a card go through the wash, but never washed and burned!
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xpYAAO...guQ/s-l800.jpg

baztacula 02-23-2017 03:25 PM

I think this gentleman's first name is pronounced cray-ah-said in his native Dominican Republic but it's still apt, as it appeals to people who get the spirit of the thread and to those who simply favor names based on crotch appeal.

https://s16.postimg.org/7ks6la3xh/Creased_Genitalia.jpg

Bill77 02-23-2017 03:46 PM

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How about a couple of Nicks, a burn, and a mark.

bobfreedman 02-23-2017 04:45 PM

Worst Name for a Pitcher
 
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Has to be Grant Bal(l) Four

Leon 02-24-2017 06:54 AM

That is just not right :)....
Quote:

Originally Posted by baztacula (Post 1634609)
I think this gentleman's first name is pronounced cray-ah-said in his native Dominican Republic but it's still apt, as it appeals to people who get the spirit of the thread and to those who simply favor names based on crotch appeal.

https://s16.postimg.org/7ks6la3xh/Creased_Genitalia.jpg


clydepepper 02-24-2017 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill77 (Post 1634562)
Couldn't resist.



I always knew Paul was a ladies man! :cool:





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jerrys 02-24-2017 07:50 AM

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Football OK?


OriolesHOF 02-24-2017 08:21 AM

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I nominate pitcher Bob Owchinko of the Cleveland Indians. As i don't speak Japanese, it's my understanding his name "Owchinko" translates to "little penis." For broadcasts of Indians games in Japan, announcers referred to him as "Bob Smith."

mybuddyinc 02-24-2017 10:00 AM

Although I can't come close to beating Denny's "Seaman Seaman" story :p, here's a few personal ones:

A guy on one of my old NJ bowling teams: Peter Hurts

My RA of my college freshman dorm: Dick Kuntz

BTW, "Gross" (Austrian) isn't the easiest name to have. I remember in Kindergarten, we were all sitting around our little table having milk and cookies. One kid laughed, and shot milk out his nose. All the other kids yelled "GROSS !!!," and then in unison pointed at me and laughed........ I remember as a 5 year old kid saying to myself: Man, that's going to get old real fast. :rolleyes:

A2000 02-24-2017 12:27 PM

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Not baseball, but deserves to be in this thread:

bbcard1 02-24-2017 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mybuddyinc (Post 1634840)
Although I can't come close to beating Denny's "Seaman Seaman" story :p, here's a few personal ones:

A guy on one of my old NJ bowling teams: Peter Hurts

My RA of my college freshman dorm: Dick Kuntz

BTW, "Gross" (Austrian) isn't the easiest name to have. I remember in Kindergarten, we were all sitting around our little table having milk and cookies. One kid laughed, and shot milk out his nose. All the other kids yelled "GROSS !!!," and then in unison pointed at me and laughed........ I remember as a 5 year old kid saying to myself: Man, that's going to get old real fast. :rolleyes:

I once knew a girl whose uncle was named Golden Dick.

There was an ad specialty salesmen in the area named Dick Stiff.

My inner 12 year old needs to go back in his room now.

Bill77 02-24-2017 12:52 PM

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Now I need a copy of the Dick Shiner to go with my Buzz.

Edwolf1963 02-24-2017 01:28 PM

Richard Head
 
Also not baseball, and may not have a card - but sports nevertheless ..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Head_(footballer)

Edwolf1963 02-24-2017 08:01 PM

Roughned
 
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Current. This one always comes to mind ...

Gary Dunaier 02-24-2017 09:39 PM

I was at that game...

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2906/1...3bedd074_b.jpg

Gary Dunaier 02-24-2017 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slinger23 (Post 1634261)
[image deleted because of size]

Pete LaCock's father was Ralph Pierre LaCock.

Better known as Peter Marshall, the host of "Hollywood Squares."

Gary Dunaier 02-24-2017 09:47 PM

T212 Obak - Charlie Schmutz

http://www.cardboardconnection.com/w...mutz-front.jpg

Tom S. 02-25-2017 01:10 AM

Not a baseball card, but(t) still...

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/...0-854394Fr.jpg

brianp-beme 02-25-2017 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dunaier (Post 1635077)

I hate when I find Schmutz on a card.

Brian

clydepepper 02-25-2017 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mybuddyinc (Post 1634840)
Although I can't come close to beating Denny's "Seaman Seaman" story :p, here's a few personal ones:

A guy on one of my old NJ bowling teams: Peter Hurts

My RA of my college freshman dorm: Dick Kuntz

BTW, "Gross" (Austrian) isn't the easiest name to have. I remember in Kindergarten, we were all sitting around our little table having milk and cookies. One kid laughed, and shot milk out his nose. All the other kids yelled "GROSS !!!," and then in unison pointed at me and laughed........ I remember as a 5 year old kid saying to myself: Man, that's going to get old real fast. :rolleyes:



- to make the connection to sports, I had to recall that this guys son played on the same tee-ball team I once coached.

The fellow's name...and I am not making it up...is Harry Beavers. His wife's name is Pat.



:eek:

Jim65 02-25-2017 04:15 AM

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:)

Aquarian Sports Cards 02-25-2017 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gary Dunaier (Post 1635077)

nice

scotty21690 03-01-2017 10:03 PM

One more:
 
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(eBay scan - not my card)

mark evans 03-01-2017 10:31 PM

I think I've got to agree with members who picked Pete LaCock and Dick Pole.

Cat 03-01-2017 11:38 PM

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This one

Edwolf1963 03-02-2017 05:35 AM

Certainly not the "worst" but ...
 
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