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08-31-2006, 07:21 AM
Posted By: <b>John S</b><p>"Is your Johnson real?"<br /><br />...a question from a potential bidder regarding the T206 Johnson that I am selling on eBay. I have to wonder if the question was in jest since the card is in a GAI holder.

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08-31-2006, 07:32 AM
Posted By: <b>Dave</b><p>would that be about as dumb as me offering you $25 for it?

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08-31-2006, 07:51 AM
Posted By: <b>Trae R.</b><p>You're selling your Johnson... heh-heh. Must be painful...

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08-31-2006, 08:32 AM
Posted By: <b>cmoking</b><p>at least the question wasn't "is your Johnson short?"

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08-31-2006, 09:05 AM
Posted By: <b>Hal Lewis</b><p>Is your Johnson trimmed? <br /><br />Mine was on my first day of life.<br /><br /><img src="/images/wink.gif" height=14 width=14>

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08-31-2006, 09:08 AM
Posted By: <b>Steve M.</b><p>Johnson been soaked?

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08-31-2006, 09:09 AM
Posted By: <b>Jim T</b><p>I don't usually post much but I hate to miss an opportunity for some good juvenile humor. <br /><br />My Johnson isn't short but it does show evidence of trimming.

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08-31-2006, 09:12 AM
Posted By: <b>andy becker</b><p>at least you are not advertising like the wagner was in the 1970's....."my johnson is oversized, just waiting to be trimmed to a perfect size". <br /><br />what a pick up line.....

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08-31-2006, 09:17 AM
Posted By: <b>Jason</b><p>the card you are selling was a Cy Young...<br /><br />on a related note, I always thought that Randy Johnson would be a good name for a male porn star...

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08-31-2006, 10:28 AM
Posted By: <b>Ed McCollum</b><p>I've never had my Johnson encapsulated. Was that painful for you?<br /><br />How much did it cost to get your Johnson encapsulated?<br /><br />Do you think it added value to have your Johnson encapsulated?<br /><br />Is your Johnson now on some registry somewhere?<br /><br /><br />Sorry, I've got a 15 year old son, and this sounds like dinner table conversation at our house.<br /><br />Ed<br /><br /><br />

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08-31-2006, 11:30 AM
Posted By: <b>Joe D.</b><p>reminds me of one of my recent b/s/t conversations.<br /><br /><br />Have you ever had your Johnson next to a low-grade Hooker?<br /><br />see link -<br /><a href="http://www.network54.com/Forum/376260/message/1150321922/T206+Southern+Leaguers+Wanted" target="_new" rel="nofollow">http://www.network54.com/Forum/376260/message/1150321922/T206+Southern+Leaguers+Wanted</a>

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08-31-2006, 12:39 PM
Posted By: <b>Rob Fouch</b><p>I'm proud to say my Johnson is unaltered. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14>

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08-31-2006, 12:42 PM
Posted By: <b>Mark Turner</b><p>I just went into psa office to do an on site grade. They just finished grading my Johnson a PSA 10 gem mint. Any women out there interested in a gem mint johnson, mine is for sale.

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08-31-2006, 12:42 PM
Posted By: <b>Ed McCollum</b><p>Not many EpdG Johnsons out there, I would guess.

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08-31-2006, 02:39 PM
Posted By: <b>Hal Lewis</b><p>My Johnson is an American Beauty!!!!

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08-31-2006, 02:48 PM
Posted By: <b>Ray</b><p>My Johnson? I UZIT wisely.

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08-31-2006, 02:57 PM
Posted By: <b>Bobby</b><p> I encapsulate my Johnson before any insert

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08-31-2006, 03:10 PM
Posted By: <b>Pete Z.</b><p>I'll stick my Johnson in a moist location as long as it's slabbed.

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08-31-2006, 03:18 PM
Posted By: <b>Hal Lewis</b><p>My Johnson is a real Polar Bear of a Johnson!

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08-31-2006, 03:21 PM
Posted By: <b>Jason</b><p>It is ok to soak your Johnson (perhaps even preferable); however, under no circumstances should you take an eraser to it, or use chemicals to remove markings. You should go to a doctor if you are considering getting your Johnson trimmed, but by no means should you submit to 3rd party grading if you have thin skin, a fragile backing, or suspect that your Johnson has been tampered with by anyone other than yourself. Those which are uncirculated and have never been out in the hobby community will retain a higher value by those who professionally judge Johnsons...but many collectors, you will learn, like the feel of their Johnsons, and for that reason alone, will not get them slabbed. So, whatever you do, always wash your hands after handling someone's Johnson, because chances are, you can't be certain of provenance!<br /><br />

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08-31-2006, 03:40 PM
Posted By: <b>Will</b><p>I guess if I had both versions of Neal Ball, that would give me two.<br />I used to have a Bender, but that's a different story.<br />At least I don't have a problem with Wiltse.

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08-31-2006, 03:51 PM
Posted By: <b>Griffin's</b><p>I"ve heard that some doctors are known to have trimmed their Johnsons and then stretched them, after removing all wrinkles.

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08-31-2006, 03:57 PM
Posted By: <b>Pete Z.</b><p>Ain't no mistaking my Johnson for a Wee Willie.

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08-31-2006, 04:31 PM
Posted By: <b>Steve M.</b><p><img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14> <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14> <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14> <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14> <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14>

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08-31-2006, 04:42 PM
Posted By: <b>dd</b><p>I keep my Johnson close at hand.

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08-31-2006, 04:43 PM
Posted By: <b>Will</b><p>There should be another post responding to that very soon, but not from me.<br /><br />See - I was right.

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08-31-2006, 05:17 PM
Posted By: <b>Anonymous</b><p>I keep my Johnson next to my Hooker. Sorry about my Johnson not being pre war.<img src="http://www.network54.com/Realm/tmp/1156972553.JPG"> <img src="http://www.network54.com/Realm/tmp/1156972172.JPG">

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08-31-2006, 06:30 PM
Posted By: <b>David McDonald</b><p>I always thought The Swinging Johnsons was one of the great band names. Right up there with Barbecue Joe and His Hot Dogs. But I digress . . .

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08-31-2006, 06:42 PM
Posted By: <b>Bob Pomilla</b><p>Leave us not forget Woody Johnson. I mean imagine walking around with that all your life