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09-22-2005, 11:28 PM
Posted By: <b>jay behrens</b><p>from The Onion <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index" target="_new" rel="nofollow">http://www.theonion.com/content/index</a> sports page <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/sports" target="_new" rel="nofollow">http://www.theonion.com/content/sports</a><br /><br />Former Viagra Spokesman Suspended For Using Performance-Enhancing Substances<br /><br />Jay<br /><br><br>My place is full of valuable, worthless junk.
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09-22-2005, 11:51 PM
Posted By: <b>Judge Dred (Fred)</b><p>Funny article - the punch line is at the end...<br /><br /><br />Spokesmen for Palmeiro, who could not be reached for comment, say that he wishes to put the performance-enhancing-drug controversy behind him as soon as possible so that he can return to what he does best, namely baseball and lucrative performance-enhancing-drug endorsement. <br /><br />Obviously they're talking about Viagra...<br />
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09-23-2005, 08:26 AM
Posted By: <b>Scott Forrest</b><p>He was just letting another player inject him with something, and it must have had something else in it. Most of these finely-tuned athletes pretty much take the word of anyone with a good needle.<br /><br />
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09-23-2005, 10:47 AM
Posted By: <b>Julie Vognar</b><p>"give away" of men (other article--to top her last year's give away of cars) even more annoying--and dangerous. I mean, what if some of the women (or men) took the whole thing seriously, and their randomly-chosen partners didn't? I guess there are worse ways to choose a partner for life than finding the key to his house taped to the underside of your chair...<br /><br />INcidentally, Bonds has hit two HRs in the three (?)games he appeared in; I assume, whatever he was taking, he ain't taking it no more. Looks good, physically, too.
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09-23-2005, 11:11 AM
Posted By: <b>Judge Dred (Fred)</b><p>Latest Raffy rumor - it's possible that the steroid in his body was from B12 given to him by Tejada...
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09-23-2005, 11:22 AM
Posted By: <b>jay behrens</b><p>Julie, not sure if you know, but The Onion is a paraody, not to be taken seriously.<br /><br />Jay<br><br>My place is full of valuable, worthless junk.
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09-23-2005, 03:48 PM
Posted By: <b>BcD</b><p>allows you to military press twice your body weight???<br /><br />I like Tajada but come on folks!<br /><br />