View Full Version : If the USPS had sponsored Obaks,
frankbmd
10-27-2015, 05:44 AM
slogans on the backs might have been different.
THE VINTAGE DELIVERY TEAM
TRACKING FOR YOUR PACKING
SHIP MORE - DOOR TO DOOR
WE KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE
ON THE GO IN RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW
YOUR PACKAGE IS OUR PRIORITY
WE COLLECT AUTOGRAPHS TOO
WE'RE NEVER OUT OF SORTS
ONE MORE "S" THAN UPS
GO POSTAL ON YOUR NEXT SHIP
That's ten to get started. Add yours.
Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit about shipping....and a company that takes the blame for when you ship late.
4815162342
10-27-2015, 09:57 AM
ONE MORE "S" THAN UPS
^^^ I laughed out loud at that one.
How about:
4-6 BUSINESS MONTHS GUARANTEED
or simply,
WE CARE
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JustinD
10-27-2015, 11:14 AM
more holidays off than the teachers union
wolf441
10-27-2015, 03:06 PM
Distinctive
You don't have to mention why...just "distinctive"...
Paul S
10-27-2015, 03:25 PM
More Banging around For The Buck Weaver
buymycards
10-27-2015, 08:30 PM
Losing your packages for the past 200 years.
Where "guaranteed overnight" is just a suggestion.
Play our new game of 'delivery roulette".
"Fragile" is french for Punt
Helping you meet new friends by misdelivering your neighbors mail.
Your mail may be entering the "twilight zone".
Free tracking for the first 10 minutes.
Where your mail may move 1000's of miles back and forth across the country for only 49 cents.
Now serving lunch while you wait in the endless line.
T206Collector
10-27-2015, 08:52 PM
When we say it's "Delivered"
It's always technically true
Your package arrived somewhere
Even if it's not with you
judsonhamlin
10-27-2015, 08:56 PM
GREETiNGS FROM THE KEARNY SORT FACILITY
INCONVENIENT, INSENSIBLE
brianp-beme
10-28-2015, 01:24 AM
USPS Obak Throwback Marketing Campaign with a swagger, utilizing existing slogans:
None Better
Always A Pleasure
A New Standard
Convenient Sensible
Just Right
Immensely Popular
With a slight adjustment:
Stands The Test
Everyone Satisfied
We Excel
The Story In Shipping
Brian
brewcrewfan77
10-28-2015, 05:50 AM
The US Postal Service...
Kinda, Sorta Faster Than The Pony Express
Let Your Packages See The World!
From Chicago to Milwaukee In 10 Days; With A Stop In Des Moines
frankbmd
10-28-2015, 08:01 AM
I tried to keep it somewhat positive yesterday
CHEAPER THAN A DIVORCE
ONE STAMP AND KISS IT GOODBYE
GUARANTEED DELIVERY ON A DAY OF THE WEEK
USPS - USE IT AND LOSE IT
WE TEST THE STRENGTH OF YOUR PACKING DAILY
ZIP CODE - THE PICK 5 LOTTERY
WE DON'T SEND EVERYTHING TO MEMPHIS
(MAYBE WE SHOULD)
"WHAT ME WORRY"
UNSOLICITED ADVERTISING IS NEVER LOST
WHAT BROWN CAN'T DO FOR YOU
ALL DEAD LETTERS GO TO IRKUTSK