randomly "distressed"

[Brian Van Horn]

I know the subject has come up before, but the term is a classic:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sporting-Life-Chewing-GUM-Baseball-Stand-Up-Store-Ad-Display-18-cards-with-Ruth-/331204511784?pt=US_Baseball&hash=item4d1d53c828

[Kawika]

HEY KIDS! Your always Safe when you CHEW SPORTING LIFE GUM
I'm distressed by the typo.