View Full Version : Magazine cover of the year!

Jim VB
12-13-2009, 04:10 PM
Golf Digest, January 2010

12-13-2009, 04:51 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of the recently released Vida Guerra magazine............

12-13-2009, 06:46 PM
Is that a real cover or a spoof? I can't tell anymore.

Jim VB
12-13-2009, 07:40 PM
Is that a real cover or a spoof? I can't tell anymore.

The magazine cover is real. It is the January issue of Golf Digest. I picked it up at the airport news stand this afternoon. Golf Digest has admitted that the picture was photoshopped, but they couldn't pull it after Tiger's problems. They were past their print deadline.

12-13-2009, 07:44 PM
No need to pull it. Despite most sponsors distancing themselves from Tiger, I bet that January issue sells more copies than their average.

12-13-2009, 08:25 PM
10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger..............:rolleyes:
How about 10 tips Tiger can take from Kobe?:D

Rob D.
12-13-2009, 09:11 PM
Staying with the presidential theme, I was thinking "10 tips Tiger can take from Bill Clinton."

Rich Klein
12-13-2009, 09:20 PM
Don't drive anywhere at 2:30 AM

Tip #2
When the cops want to talk to you; good idea if you respond

Tip #3
Self-Control, etc.

12-19-2009, 04:27 PM
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!

Jim VB
12-19-2009, 11:45 PM
Yesterday, the local radio station was playing a "Tiger Woods Christmas Carol."

The selection was "I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress." That nosed out "I Saw Mommy Kissing Tiger Woods."